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now the happening scene is dead i used to want to be there too [Apr. 11th, 2010|12:10 pm]
feces_party
[Current Music |hendrix-manic depression]

hello lj, long time no type. thats because nothing was or is going on but fortunately, after my third cup of coffee on an empty stomach, excessive boredom, and lack of creativity,  i figured i type something up.

-i quit campbell's in october of last year. YEAUH!
-been working for the census for about four weeks.
-upgraded my piece o' crap starter guitar to a sexy danelectro dc 3. i also got a chorus pedal which is soooo 90s it hurts. now i'm in the market for a tube amp.
-the sun is out today for the first time (well, i lied, second time. yesterday was really the first) in about two weeks.
-i think thats it.

now off to UO for new sunglasses since joe sat on my marianne faithful ones yesterday....uber pissed about that one might i add. they were so slick!
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(no subject) [Nov. 3rd, 2009|10:33 am]
feces_party
[Current Mood |annoyedannoyed]
[Current Music |sonic youth-teenage riot]

i seriously have the world's loudest neighbors. not in a sense that they yell, party hard, etc,. no, these people sound like construction workers. i hear them rumble down the stairs, slam doors, i swear it sounds like a murder. straight up ANNOYING. to complicate things even more, we have neighbors a few doors down who are philipino and you know how much asians love their karaoke. loud loud loud loud loud loud loud loud. i just can't wait til my guitar playing gets perfected. when that day comes, i'll have a sweet amp that goes up to 11 and i'll blast the crap out of mediocre fuzzy three-chord tunes <3333333333333
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lay off the kool aid for one moment please [Sep. 11th, 2009|10:12 am]
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1) How come dead or not dead has not been formally indicted by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) as responsible for 9/11? Is it because the US government - as acknowledged by the FBI itself - has not produced a single conclusive piece of evidence?

2) How could all the alleged 19 razor-blade box cutter-equipped Muslim perpetrators have been identified in less than 72 hours - without even a crime scene investigation?

3) How come none of the 19's names appeared on the passenger lists released the same day by both United Airlines and American Airlines?

4) How come eight names on the "original" FBI list happened to be found alive and living in different ?

5) Why would pious jihadi Mohammed Atta leave a how-to-fly video manual, a uniform and his last will inside his bag knowing he was on a suicide mission?

6) Why did Mohammed Atta study flight simulation at Opa Locka, a hub of no less than six US Navy training bases?

7) How could Mohammed Atta's passport have been magically found buried among the Word Trade Center (WTC)'s debris when not a single flight recorder was found?

8) Who is in the possession of the "disappeared" eight indestructible black boxes on those four flights?

9) Considering multiple international red alerts about a possible terrorist attack inside the US - including former secretary of state Condoleezza Rice's infamous August 6, 2001, memo - how come four hijacked planes deviating from their computerized flight paths and disappearing from radar are allowed to fly around US airspace for more than an hour and a half - not to mention disabling all the elaborate Pentagon's defense systems in the process?

10) Why the secretary of the US Air Force James Roche did not try to intercept both planes hitting the WTC (only seven minutes away from McGuire Air Force Base in New Jersey) as well as (only 10 minutes away from McGuire)? Roche had no less than 75 minutes to respond to the plane hitting .
11) Why did George W Bush continue to recite "My Pet Goat" in his Florida school and was not instantly absconded by the secret service?

12) How could Bush have seen the first plane crashing on WTC live - as he admitted? Did he have previous knowledge - or is he psychic?

13) Bush said that he and Andrew Card initially thought the first hit on the WTC was an accident with a small plane. How is that possible when the FAA as well as NORAD already knew this was about a hijacked plane?

14) What are the odds of transponders in four different planes be turned off almost simultaneously, in the same geographical area, very close to the nation's seat of power in Washington, and no one scrambles to contact the Pentagon or the media?

15) Could defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld explain why initial media reports said that there were no fighter jets available at Andrews and then change the reports that there were, but not on high alert?

16) Why was the DC Air National Guard in Washington AWOL on 9/11?

17) Why did combat jet fighters of the 305th Air Wing, McGuire in New Jersey not intercept the second hijacked plane hitting the WTC, when they could have done it within seven minutes?

18) Why did none of the combat jet fighters of the 459th Aircraft Squadron at Andrews intercept the plane that hit , only 16 kilometers away? And since we're at it, why did not release the full video of the hit?

19) A number of very experienced airline pilots - including US ally Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, a former fighter jet pilot - revealed that, well, only crack pilots could have performed such complex maneuvers on the hijacked jets, while others insisted they could only have been accomplished by remote control. Is it remotely believable that the hijackers were up to the task?

20) How come a substantial number of witnesses did swear seeing and hearing multiple explosions in both towers of the WTC?

21) How come a substantial number of reputed architects and engineers are adamant that the official narrative simply does not explain the largest structural collapse in recorded history (the Twin Towers) as well as the collapse of WTC building 7, which was not even hit by a jet?

22) According to Frank de Martini, WTC's construction manager, "We designed the building to resist the impact of one or more jetliners." The second plane nearly missed tower 1; most of the fuel burned in an explosion outside the tower. Yet this tower collapsed first, long before tower 2 that was "perforated" by the first hit. Jet fuel burned up fast - and by far did not reach the 2000-degree heat necessary to hurt the six tubular steel columns in the center of the tower - designed specifically to keep the towers from collapsing even if hit by a Boeing 707. A Boeing 707 used to carry more fuel than the Boeing 757 and Boeing 767 that actually hit the towers.

23) Why did Mayor Rudolph Giuliani instantly authorized the shipment of WTC rubble to China and India for recycling?

24) Why was metallic debris found no less than 13 kilometers from the crash site of the plane that went down in Pennsylvania? Was the plane in fact shot down - under vice president Dick Cheney's orders?

25) The Pipelineistan question. What did US ambassador Wendy Chamberlain talk about over the phone on October 10, 2001, with the oil minister of Pakistan? Was it to tell him that the 1990s-planned Unocal gas pipeline project, TAP (Turkmenistan/Afghanistan/ Pakistan), abandoned because of Taliban demands on transit fees, was now back in business? (Two months later, an agreement to build the pipeline was signed between the leaders of the three countries).

26) What is former Unocal lobbyist and former Bush pet Afghan Zalmay Khalilzad up to in Afghanistan?

27) How come former Pakistani foreign minister Niaz Niak said in mid-July 2001 that the US had already decided to strike against Osama bin Laden and the Taliban by October? The topic was discussed secretly at the July Group of Eight summit in Genoa, Italy, according to Pakistani diplomats.

28) How come US ambassador to Yemen Barbara Bodine told FBI agent John O'Neill in July 2001 to stop investigating al-Qaeda's financial operations - with O'Neill instantly moved to a security job at the WTC, where he died on 9/11?

29) Considering the very intimate relationship between the Taliban and Pakistan's Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI), and the ISI and the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), is Bin Laden alive, dead or still a valuable asset of the ISI, the CIA or both?

30) Was Bin Laden admitted at the American hospital in Dubai in the United Arab Emirates on July 4, 2001, after flying from Quetta, Pakistan, and staying for treatment until July 11?

31) Did the Bin Laden group build the caves of Tora Bora in close cooperation with the CIA during the 1980s' anti-Soviet jihad?

32) How come General Tommy Franks knew for sure that Bin Laden was hiding in Tora Bora in late November 2001?

33) Why did president Bill Clinton abort a hit on Bin Laden in October 1999? Why did then-Pakistani president Pervez Musharraf abort a covert ops in the same date? And why did Musharraf do the same thing again in August 2001?

34) Why did George W Bush dissolve the Bin Laden Task Force nine months before 9/11?

35) How come the (fake) Bin Laden home video - in which he "confesses" to being the perpetrator of 9/11 - released by the US on December 13, 2001, was found only two weeks after it was produced (on November 9); was it really found in Jalalabad (considering Northern Alliance and US troops had not even arrived there at the time); by whom; and how come the Pentagon was forced to release a new translation after the first (botched) one?

36) Why was ISI chief Lieutenant General Mahmud Ahmad abruptly "retired" on October 8, 2001, the day the US started bombing Afghanistan?

37) What was Ahmad up to in Washington exactly on the week of 9/11 (he arrived on September 4)? On the morning of 9/11, Ahmad was having breakfast on Capitol Hill with Bob Graham and Porter Goss, both later part of the 9/11 Commission, which simply refused to investigate two of its members. Ahmad had breakfast with Richard Armitage of the State Department on September 12 and 13 (when Pakistan negotiated its "cooperation" with the "war on terror") and met all the CIA and Pentagon top brass. On September 13, Musharraf announced he would send Ahmad to Afghanistan to demand to the Taliban the extradition of Bin Laden.
38) Who inside the ISI transferred US$100,000 to Mohammed Atta in the summer of 2001 - under orders of Ahmad himself, as Indian intelligence insists? Was it really ISI asset Omar Sheikh, Bin Laden's information technology specialist who later organized the slaying of American journalist Daniel Pearl in Karachi? So was the ISI directly linked to 9/11?

39) Did the FBI investigate the two shady characters who met Mohammed Atta and Marwan al-Shehhi in Harry's Bar at the Helmsley Hotel in New York City on September 8, 2001?

40) What did director of Asian affairs at the State Department Christina Rocca and the Taliban ambassador to Pakistan Abdul Salam Zaeef discuss in their meeting in Islamabad in August 2001?

41) Did Washington know in advance that an "al-Qaeda" connection would kill Afghan nationalist commander Ahmad Shah Massoud, aka "The Lion of the Panjshir", only two days before 9/11? Massoud was fighting the Taliban and al-Qaeda - helped by Russia and Iran. According to the Northern Alliance, Massoud was killed by an ISI-Taliban-al Qaeda axis. If still alive, he would never have allowed the US to rig a loya jirga (grand council) in Afghanistan and install a puppet, former CIA asset Hamid Karzai, as leader of the country.

42) Why did it take no less than four months before the name of Ramzi Binalshibh surfaced in the 9/11 context, considering the Yemeni was a roommate of Mohammed Atta in his apartment cell in Hamburg?

43) Is pathetic shoe-bomber Richard Reid an ISI asset?

44) Did then-Russian president Vladimir Putin and Russian intelligence tell the CIA in 2001 that 25 terrorist pilots had been training for suicide missions?

45) When did the head of German intelligence, August Hanning, tell the CIA that terrorists were "planning to hijack commercial aircraft?"

46) When did Egyptian President Mubarak tell the CIA about an attack on the US with an "airplane stuffed with explosives?"

47) When did Israel's Mossad director Efraim Halevy tell the CIA about a possible attack on the US by "200 terrorists?"

48) Were the Taliban aware of the warning by a Bush administration official as early as February 2001 - "Either you accept our offer of a carpet of gold, or we bury you under a carpet of bombs?"

49) Has Northrop-Grumman used Global Hawk technology - which allows to remotely control unmanned planes - in the war in Afghanistan since October 2001? Did it install Global Hawk in a commercial plane? Is Global Hawk available at all for commercial planes?

50) Would Cheney stand up and volunteer the detailed timeline of what he was really up to during the whole day on 9/11?

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love at first sight [Aug. 7th, 2009|02:05 am]
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I'm alive, ha ha so aliiiveeeeee! [Jul. 12th, 2009|09:08 am]
feces_party
[Current Mood |crazyvictorious]
[Current Music |Love + Rockets (in my head)]

After three and a half months of what seemed like slave labor, belittling coporate policies, "secret shopper" threats, and the circus freaks of morbidly obese clientele (oops, excuse me, guests) that parade through syrup-smeared glass doors, I am through with IHOP.

I have progressed to a mom n pop BBQ joint called Campbell's BBQ just upthe road and couldn't be any happier with my job selection. Times are tough, but you don't have to sell yourself to the devil and work for a money hungry pancake machine that deducts $2.50 from each shift to cover employee meals that will not be consumed, breaks labor laws, and doesn't give back to the community. Actually, when I turned in my two weeks notice, I had mentioned this to my manager on duty, and her response was "Oh my gosh, what are you talking about, IHOP totally givessss back. Like, for inssstanssse,we donated over, like, twelve hundred dollersssss to the Make a Wish Foundation, and like, today I'm dropping off one hundred dollerssss to this other foundation. Um, every year we have a free pancake day, and thatssss like, you can get free pancakesssss and like, all the butter and water you want, and then, thissss year, we handed out food to kidsss with diabetessssss"

I took one long look at her and snapped back, "Wanda*, KIDS WITH DIABETES SHOULD NOT BE EATING IHOP" She replied, "But they had it with sugar-free syrup"

IHOP is a multi-million dollar corporation and all they could afford in the state of Oregon is $1200 to the Make a Wish Foundation. They have international free pancake day where you receive 3 pancakes with butter and syrup, but anything else (coffee, soda, juice, extra syrup, etc) costs you extra.

Idiot, idiot, idiot.

 

 

*names have been changed
 

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KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Jun. 5th, 2009|08:50 pm]
feces_party
[Current Mood |infuriatedinfuriated]
[Current Music |bikini kill--double dare ya]

we have a new neighbor that should've aborted three loud and annoying crotchfruit.
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I-HA-HA-HA-HA I KNEW I!!! [May. 14th, 2009|12:22 pm]
feces_party
[Current Mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[Current Music |the pains of being pure at heart]

i can play (in its entirety):
Bruise Violet
Doll Parts
Caribou
Blitzkrieg Bop (well, anyone can do that one)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We're extending the lease. I will not be visiting Florida for another six months [May. 5th, 2009|10:54 pm]
feces_party
[Current Mood |hothot]
[Current Music |ugh, if I said it, you'd die]

But if either of you should feel the need to come see me and the awesomness that is Portland, please call me so I can help pitch in with your ticket. This time I'm flying in my friends.
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I am just...speechless. [Apr. 25th, 2009|12:27 pm]
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http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/ 

DISGUSTING
and yes, ITS REAL
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some perks about staying in pdx for seven more months... [Apr. 20th, 2009|07:29 pm]
feces_party
[Current Mood |determineddetermined]
[Current Music |metric]

-work more

-sasquatch, my bloody valentine, the kills, the pains of being pure at heart, metric

- spring cliff jumping in the gorge

-jason and holly (maybe amy???)

-oregon country fair

-um...ITS PORTLAND!!!!!!


ok so there's more to add on the list and to be honest, i really don't want to move. i just wish i had all my florida folks out here.
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